Brass and Micarta Tire Thumper

This thing is a beast. Its very impractical. 1.2" in diameter at the business end and over 12" long. Constructed of solid brass, with a vintage micarta handle. It's heavy and sparks conversation everywhere I go. Mostly with people just screaming and running away. Maybe this would be best to just keep on your desk or mantle. Its ridiculous

*I make these for fun. They are completed, then I use them as props in pictures. Then I put them on my desk. Eventually I list them for sale here. They'll probably have dings on them. That's part of their unique character and is not considered a flaw. They're fun, and have A GREAT PERSONALITY!